Well, Steph almost killed her brother and Rosanna nearly burnt her house down so I will 'fess up to a minor one.
We met a chappie and his boyfriend through a friend. The boyfriend was Indian born as was our friend. We saw them a few times, always in the company of our friend. Our friend referred to the boyfriend as Bomba in his absence. I understand this is perhaps a racist term for someone of dark skin. I did not know this at the time and assumed it was his name.
So when we saw the chappie in the street one day, him not with his boyfriend and us not with our friend, I innocently asked, 'So, how is Bomba?'
'Who', the chappie asked? 'Your boyfriend, Bomba', I said feeling that somehow this is going way wrong.
'His name is Kevin', and I could see on face that he was displeased.
Oddly, we have never seen the chappie and Kevin since.
Haven't seen our friend either, because I murdered him.