We have lived here for almost five years now and exchange pleasantries with our immediate neighbours when we see them on the very odd occasion. Last chat was in the lift with the young man who was thirteen when we moved here but he is now learning to drive and I suppose eighteen. An L plate is often to be seen on their Mercedes. They are a rich family from Hong Kong.
Me: Issey Miyake?
Me: Your aftershave. Issey Miyake?
Him: No, but I can understand why you think so. It does smell very similar. It is (I forget).
Me: It is nice.
Me: See ya then.
Lift conversations are invariable brief, but he is not a gay is he? What do you think?