Firstly I pretended I did not hear and then I glared when R referred to toilet paper as bog roll. He's English. Bog is such an ugly harsh word.
I am quite happy with the words lav paper or even the really Australian dunny roll or pehaps the toilet squares which were always the pink pages, that is the gay section, of the sixties era telephone book or The Sun News Pictorial. (Sometimes I wish I could turn back the clock and there would be Andrew Bolt's picture hanging on the hook and ready to use)
But I have a dilemma. To the right of my lavatorial appliance sits the toilet paper and to the left sits a box of tissues. Which is cheaper to dry my dick off after using the lavatorial appliance?
Before you get your calculator out, I must add that I use very cheap tissues, but very expensive toilet paper.
The quandries of life.