"slowly sagged and curved and look a little creepy and triffid now"Know the feeling ... and the look. Happened the day after I turned soixante. (Have to wait a few more années before the neuf bit kicks in)Hope me tulip's up to - and for - it when the time comes.
I can't get past the "hansomely erect" bit. Phwwooarrr!
Steph, you'll only encourage him to do worse.Andrew, believe me the old triffid up there is as creepy as a sagging chewlip.
Soixannte and neuf. No idea what you mean M'lord.Alas so seldom seen Steph.Correct Jah Teh. Don't encourage me.
I just love things that are handsomely erect!!