Saturday, January 20, 2007

The Gilded Pussy

This Gilded Pussy post on Steph's blog really had me scratching my head thinking of whether there is a gay male equivalent. I couldn't immediately think of anyone I know or may have known in the past. I am concentrating hard now, thinking as I type.

I can recall guys who were very attractive and very charming too but I don't recall other people thinking about them as Steph described which could perpaps be summed up as 'so in lust, you would become their slave'.

I can recall an ex of mine who was so charming he could go into a straight pub and within an hour have picked up a guy and gone home with him. He specialised in wharfies, council workers, tradies and crims. The crims did cause him some trouble in following months or years. I would not recommend it.

I can recall guys that just oozed sex out every pore and word and you knew they would want a lot more time than a five minute quickie.

I can recall reasonably plain looking guys who were just so talented at sex, you would always go back for more.

I can recall guys who could make you go weak at the knees and not be able to string a sentence together with just a single look.

I can recall guys who were so sweet and cute and innocent (invariably they are not so innocent), you just wanted to hold them and protect them.

Nope, I reallly don't think there is a gay male equivalen to Steph's Jasmine. Tell me I am wrong faggot bois.

Note: A lot of recalling and not much present.

4 comments:

  1. Thank you for making me relive my boring gilded arseless life.

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  2. Read the post and it was interesting. There are two women who have the effect on me and it's not that they are even close to the description of Jasmin. They're intelligent, attractive, etc. However, I've had sex with neither of them, so it's not quite the same.
    For some reason the women who I have met who fall into the Jasmin category don't attract me. I've recently developed a skill (don't ask cos I don't know) where it becomes transparent. I do enjoy watching the guys however totally distracted by something lacking in substance. That part is fun.

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  3. That is just so unfair! There HAS to be a Jasmine or two in the gay community. Maybe you need to get out more Mr Highriser :P

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  4. At least you have had some fun Jah Teh. I mean that in the nicest way.

    Yeah Rob, once you realise what is happening and are not suseptible, it is interesting to observe.

    Thank you Steph. It is most kind of you to remind me that I no longer particpate in such hedonism. But I have no intention of doing so in the future. So much easier to pick up a quick fk via the net. The best I can come up with really is that some guy may treat everyone badly, but still they all want to know him.

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