Dear Miss Maude was passionate about science. She was also a ferociously masculine science teacher. A confirmed spinster I suppose, who, if she was young now, would be a bull dyke, albeit without the fat arse. Of, course nothing wrong with being a bull dyke, some of best friends..................Don't you just hate it when people qualify something by 'some of my best friends are ...'.
We knew which teachers we could play up on, and she was not one of them.
Sadly her teachings have become reduntant with some new discoveries.
'My Very Earnest Man Just Showed Us Nine Planets', needs an extension at the end. But I am sure I will never remember it. Things don't stick in your head as well when you past your teens.
I just know the above will be too cryptic for some. Try google.