I don't think I would want to be on any shame file. I don't think I would want to be named on Melbourne radio. I think I would pay up smartly.
Somebody in our building has a very bright green, almost lime, Falcon ute. I noticed a note tucked under the windscreen wiper. I went back and checked what the note said.
It was along the lines that, You have rented my carspace and you are behind in payments. When I last saw you, you promised to pay in a couple of days. It is now four weeks later and you have not paid. I am asking you to not park here anymore and our parking agreement is finished. You still owe $xxx.
Signed, famous bearded commercial Melbourne drive radio program host.