It was the lesbians wot done it.
Is George Bush's negligence at all to blame for the Hurricane Katrina debacle? Not if you ask one of Bush's richest religious conservative backers, the Rev Pat Robertson.
According to Robertson, it's all the fault of... lesbians. "This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards," said Pat. "Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres' hometown?
... God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda. But clearly he will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys."