My life is not dominated by keys, but by bulky remotes. The top one is the remote for our apartment building. It opens all sorts of doors as well as the main front door and the car park door. I cannot get around the building without it. It is a single open button, the locks re-activate after a few seconds. Attached are the apartment key and the mail box key.
The bottom one is the remote for my car and my car key. The button near the light unlocks the doors and the other locks them. There is also a small button on the side which I have no idea about what it does. The car key only fits the ignition lock as both door locks and the boot lock have had screwdrivers stuck in them by bad bad people who I would stick a screwdriver into. Btw, the buttons glow in the dark. So, nor could I use my car without the remote.
The one to the right is the latest addition. The button near the red light opens the car park gate at work and the other button is a suicide button for when I can't bear work any longer.
Is it any wonder I keep them separate?
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