St Kilda Foreshore Café No. 2
Customer: Mate, how did you go Sunday? (St Kilda Festival day)
Prop: Ohh, many, many drunks and not much money.
Customer: Not good mate. Did you see on tv the mayor kissing another bloke?
Customer: The whole council should be sacked and I should run it. Bloody pooftas.
I chipped in: It is lucky we live in a democracy mate.
Customer: Yeah, sure is.